In the world in which we live in today it's pretty difficult to stand out from the masses and be held high as the craziest bastard alive. Lindsey Lohan is in jail...again. Bristol Palin is making 5 times the wage of the average American by talking to teens about not having babies, while unmarried, and underage, and with people who pose in Playgirl. And of course Charlie Sheen has a successful live show. Really he does. I mean he doesn't do anything or tell jokes, he just talks about drugs and sex and about how good of a dad he still is and it is still a success. I'm not kidding. But through this veritable cornucopia of Clockwork Orange cast members a few people have emerged to take a shot at the crown.
First up is Florida Rep. Cliff Stearns or as I will refer to him from here on out as Ignorant Failed Abortion (IFA). You see IFA decided that even though people like the victims of 9/11 or the hero's that rushed in to save lives at ground level and of course lets not forget those tireless workers who worked for months in unhealthy conditions just to bring some closure to the families left behind, actually deserved medical benefits and compensation. However first they must have their loyalties to our nation challenged. It's true, before receiving a single benefit they must be investigated to see if they had at anytime been placed on the FBI's terrorist watch list. Now the only reason to tack this on to something is because you believe for some odd reason that anyone who would fall in the above mentioned Hero category would some how be an embedded terrorist agent set on destroying our nation. Now lets pause for a second and reflect on those who receive benefits from our government.
Convicts!! Yep three square meals a day and full medical! Drug addicts! Federal funding goes to several rehab facilities that provide heroin addicts with Methadone. Child Jails! Just like public schools, several juvenile facilities which are privately owned and profit oriented, get funding from the state and federal levels based upon how many kids they can pack in! Banks! They are well documented for plotting to use adjustable rate loans to literally steal property from citizens and single handily started the economic crisis, and we gave them MILLIONS! But lets not forget my favorite, TERRORISTS!! That's right the terrorist suspects being held at Guantanamo Bay receive a level of health benefits so high if can only be compared to fortune 500 companies and politicians.
But hero's, those that fought to save lives in one of our darkest hours, have to justify their loyalty to our nation just to receive benefits directly related to the act in which they served. How dare IFA demand this level of degradation to the people who had the intestinal fortitude to do something he could never do himself. This level of insult goes way beyond resorting to hurling jokes about Republicans or Floridians in comic outrage. This goes all the way to calling IFA out on lack of tact, intelligence, common sense, possible brain activity, and straight up acts of inhumanity against humanity. Hope he's happy with himself, I'll spit if I meet him.
Moving along we have the Donald. Donald Trump has been outspoken in recent months in regards to his opinion of the job that Pres. Obama has been doing in his term thus far. Now if he had stopped there I would have nothing to say. Everybody is entitled to their own opinions and I'm not going to say that he didn't make a good point or two. However recently he started hinting at a run for the Republican nomination for president in 2012 and you can't call it a coincidence that at the same time he jumped on the Birther bandwagon stating that he knew for a fact that Obama was not born in America and that he was trying to hide that fact from the public.
Simply put, Obama submitted the short form of his birth certificate years ago. That is good enough to be put into evidence in court or any situation that could occur that would require you to produce evidence of your citizenship. However, the Donald believes that Obama has somehow forged his birth certificate in order to run for president. Now lets all acknowledge the elephant in the corner. Obama is the first ethnic president in the history of the United States and he is the first president in my generation to ever be accused of not being American. You can spout that you are proud to be an American as much as you want but if you believe that it is unfair for a black person to be legitimately elected to office and you have to make up a farce that he is in fact not a citizen they bottom line you are a racist. Donald has used the phrase " worst president in history" to describe every president since Carter yet this is the only one that he believes was not born naturally on our soil. Why question this one's citizenship and not any other? Why would you not accept the official declaration of his citizenship? Now I have to ask, how stupid are you?
Does anyone really think that a man who is in the ethnic minority in this country and has promised mass "Change" could rise to the rank of President without a single group doing a credible background check on his status as a US citizen? If the Republicans had any evidence that Obama was not a citizen then they would use it. Trust me they have the money and resources to make it happen.
Bottom line is the Donald is behaving like a racist. Doesn't matter if he is or not he's acting like one. He seems to be suffering from a condition that has made many celebrities crash and burn, he actually believes that he is who the public thinks he is. He thinks he really is Donald Trump, a business man who is a world famous and everyone is fighting just to get a job with him. This usually happens to stars that are completely surrounded by people who lack the ability to say no to them which leaves them with a really embarassing feeling that they can do no wrong and are always right. Others that have fallen to this same condition incude Elvis, Madonna, Micheal Jackson, and of course Brittney Spears, although in her case she seems to have found a way back by leaving the public eye for a while so good on her. I can only hope that Trumps down fall is as epic as some of theres.
